The holidays are upon us, and I've already scorched my goose for the year. So next stop is gift giving. Chez Pim gave a tour of the things every cook wants for Christmas. Topping her list was a $10000 vacuum-distiller-of-absolute-essence -- a device that sucks the absolute flavors and smells out of anything from lemon zest to kitty litter to sand. Which begs the question: What would YOU SUCK?
And of all things I can't help but wonder what it would do to my penis.
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